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2 years ago
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Beloved characters that never were.

  • An old man in a shopping cart towed by a llama
  • a fish who sings ‘danny boy’
  • a mischievous child with an axe and a box of chocolates
  • a crate of old circuit boards and glass eyes
  • a monster who cries for a broken pencil
  • a tornado perpetually threatening a glass of milk
  • the carphone people
  • sportscaster who listens to whale music and shouts at his toaster
  • a bank teller who wants customers to look up his skirt
  • a corporation sponsoring panhandlers
  • a kitten that won’t fucking settle down
  • a cigar smoking princess with a gun
  • a pigeon CEO with a gammy leg

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